ninjamaster102 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Oh yeah, and CptSunBeam? In regards to your comment"since their book is full of filth and violence anyway"Please point out the "filth and violence" that you find so pertaining in the Bible.And also your comment "Jesus' treatment of others ranged from kind to disgraceful."Please point out to us this disgraceful treatment, because it seems that you actually didn't read yours *shock and horror*

ninjamaster102 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Jeez if you people take the time to demean someone over their personal religious beliefs, then you really must not have lives.

000nour000 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

this just isn't funny

hobbit1410 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

I don't get why people can't leave other people's religious beliefs (or lack thereof) alone and just appreciate good humour! Which is what this is! And that goes for atheists, agnostics (which I am) AND theists of any kind.

CptSunbeam (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Religions need to demean their followers otherwise they'd have no means of control.Actually, Christians have a nerve taking the moral high ground with anyone, since their book is full of filth and violence anyway, and Jesus' treatment of others ranged from kind to disgraceful. If only DiamondHobbit would read her book. I did, it turned me into an atheist (or at least started my questioning spirit), and more importantly, I discovered I had a sense of humour afterall, it was just buried.

ramestein66 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

lol ne1 tht makes fun of mr bean should be incarcerated for ever in the depths of hell.i have seen his show and its very good.

MatthewKeracher1 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Why does he refer to Jesus as being your boyfriend? 'cause he saw you and him down the park on saturday and you was totally like drinking and that and snoggin' yeah and you was totally all voer him shuttup I don't know notin yeah well wer but no by yer bu no but it's totally not like that yer because I was dwn the pub and was with pazo and kenzo and right then filisha came in and i totally don't like her yeah fuckin' yeah man but anyway I said to him what you doing tomorrow and she said nutin'

shanimal47 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Anyone who can't take a joke, move on. This is really funny, whether you like it or not.

clearvision12 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

DiamondHobbitMost zealots are emotionally stunted, unread, self-obsessed and irrational. You, on the other hand, are a walking enigma. You're smart, pretty, literate--or so it seems--& yet you have a screw lose! Despite seemingly having your wits about you, you chose to believe in airy-fairy nonsense. You describe yourself as a 'sinful, ungrateful stupid' idiot! Why are you so down on yourself? Why the self-loathing? The mind boggles!

Mattfunnier (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Sorry? Something I wrote to someone to improve everyday life getting you down? Mad that it was you? Annoyed you can't learn? Dude, go ahead and try some anti-depressant pills. A lot of normal people take them and nobody really cares if you do or not. It may be a good idea for you if you flip like this a lot. Good luck.